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Signatures used by oesi

I'm well known for stupid signatures, here are some of them:

.signature

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  ciao - 
    Stefan

"          GNU's Not Unix          --            IIS Isn't Secure          "

Stefan Traby Services && Consulting                 phone:  +43-699-12467947
Karlauergürtel 5/X/61                                 mailto:oesi@oesiman.de
8020 Graz                                    mailto:stefan@hello-penguin.com
Austria                                                http://www.oesiman.de



.signature-ac

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  ciao - 
    Stefan

"            aclocal - emit a warning if -ac kernel is used.             "

Stefan Traby                Linux/ia32             office: +49-721-3523165
Mathystr. 18-20 V/8         Linux/alpha              cell: +XX-XXX-XXXXXXX
76133 Karlsruhe             Linux/sparc               http://graz03.kwc.at
Germany                     Linux/arm               mailto:oesi@oesiman.de
Europe                      Linux/mips     mailto:stefan@hello-penguin.com



.signature-broken-locale

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  ciao - 
    Stefan

"     ( cd /lib ; ln -s libBrokenLocale-2.2.so libNiedersachsen.so )     "
    
Stefan Traby                Linux/ia32               fax:  +43-3133-6107-9
Mitterlasznitzstr. 13       Linux/alpha            phone:  +43-3133-6107-2
8302 Nestelbach             Linux/sparc       http://www.hello-penguin.com
Austria                                    mailto://st.traby@opengroup.org
Europe                                   mailto://stefan@hello-penguin.com



.signature-broken-locale-new

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  ciao - 
    Stefan

"  update: (cd /lib;ln -s libBrokenLocale-2.2.1.so libNiedersachsen.so)  "
    
Stefan Traby                Linux/ia32               fax:  +43-3133-6107-9
Mitterlasznitzstr. 13       Linux/alpha            phone:  +43-3133-6107-2
8302 Nestelbach             Linux/sparc       http://www.hello-penguin.com
Austria                                    mailto://st.traby@opengroup.org
Europe                                   mailto://stefan@hello-penguin.com



.signature-castor

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  ciao - 
    Stefan

"      Man gebe jedem Niedersachsen - seinen eigenen Castor-Kasten.      "
    
Stefan Traby                Linux/ia32               fax:  +43-3133-6107-9
Mitterlasznitzstr. 13       Linux/alpha            phone: +43-699-10157505
8302 Nestelbach             Linux/sparc       http://www.hello-penguin.com
Austria                                      mailto:st.traby@opengroup.org
Europe                                     mailto:stefan@hello-penguin.com



.signature-EXTRAVERSION

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  ciao - 
    Stefan

"                       EXTRAVERSION=-ac99 ; rm -rf /                    "

Stefan Traby                Linux/ia32               fax:  +43-3133-6107-9
Mitterlasznitzstr. 13       Linux/alpha            phone: +43-699-10157505
8302 Nestelbach             Linux/sparc       http://www.hello-penguin.com
Austria                                      mailto:st.traby@opengroup.org
Europe                                     mailto:stefan@hello-penguin.com



.signature-java

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  ciao - 
    Stefan

"    public class hirnwixer extends idiot implements javaProgrammer {    "
    
Stefan Traby                Linux/ia32               fax:  +43-3133-6107-9
Mitterlasznitzstr. 13       Linux/alpha            phone: +43-699-10157505
8302 Nestelbach             Linux/sparc       http://www.hello-penguin.com
Austria                                    mailto://st.traby@opengroup.org
Europe                                   mailto://stefan@hello-penguin.com



.signature-kanew

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  ciao - 
    Stefan

"        GNU's Not Unix          --              IIS Isn't Secure        "

Stefan Traby                Linux/ia32             office: +49-721-3523165
Mathystr. 18-20 V/8         Linux/alpha              cell: +49-163-7030572
76133 Karlsruhe             Linux/sparc       http://www.hello-penguin.com
Germany                                      mailto:st.traby@opengroup.org
Europe                                     mailto:stefan@hello-penguin.com



.signature-la

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  ciao - 
    Stefan

"        GNU's Not Unix          --              IIS Isn't Secure        "

Stefan Traby                Linux/ia32               fax:  +43-3133-6107-9
Mitterlasznitzstr. 13       Linux/alpha            phone: +43-699-10157505
8302 Nestelbach             Linux/sparc       http://www.hello-penguin.com
Austria                                      mailto:st.traby@opengroup.org
Europe                                     mailto:stefan@hello-penguin.com



.signature-laden

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  ciao - 
    Stefan

"                exec /bin/laden || rm -rf -- /bin/laden                 "

Stefan Traby                Linux/ia32               fax:  +43-3133-6107-9
Mitterlasznitzstr. 13       Linux/alpha            phone: +43-699-10157505
8302 Nestelbach             Linux/sparc       http://www.hello-penguin.com
Austria                                      mailto:st.traby@opengroup.org
Europe                                     mailto:stefan@hello-penguin.com



.signature-lfs

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  ciao - 
    Stefan

"              Linux has virtual LFS support: man split                  "
    
Stefan Traby                Linux/ia32               fax:  +43-3133-6107-9
Mitterlasznitzstr. 13       Linux/alpha            phone:  +43-3133-6107-2
8302 Nestelbach             Linux/sparc       http://www.hello-penguin.com
Austria                                    mailto://st.traby@opengroup.org
Europe                                   mailto://stefan@hello-penguin.com



.signature-linux.html

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  ciao - 
    Stefan

"    have fun using ms-windows    --  http://graz03.kwc.at/linux.html    "

Stefan Traby                Linux/ia32             office: +49-721-3523165
Mathystr. 18-20 V/8         Linux/alpha              cell: +49-163-7030572
76133 Karlsruhe             Linux/sparc               http://graz03.kwc.at
Germany                     Linux/arm             mailto:stefan@nethype.de
Europe                      Linux/mips     mailto:stefan@hello-penguin.com



.signature-rms-hurd

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  ciao - 
    Stefan

"                rms, you are using Linux. Does it hurd?                 "

Stefan Traby                Linux/ia32             office: +49-721-3523165
Mathystr. 18-20 V/8         Linux/alpha              cell: +49-163-7030572
76133 Karlsruhe             Linux/sparc               http://graz03.kwc.at
Germany                     Linux/arm             mailto:stefan@nethype.de
Europe                      Linux/mips     mailto:stefan@hello-penguin.com



.signature-shootpeng

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  ciao - 
    Stefan

"         when you shoot a penguin -- shoot the GNU next to it.          "

Stefan Traby                Linux/ia32               fax:  +43-3133-6107-9
Mitterlasznitzstr. 13       Linux/alpha            phone: +43-699-10157505
8302 Nestelbach             Linux/sparc       http://www.hello-penguin.com
Austria                                      mailto:st.traby@opengroup.org
Europe                                     mailto:stefan@hello-penguin.com



.signature-smart-tags

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  ciao - 
    Stefan

"       smart tags ?         --         http://lynx.browser.org          "

Stefan Traby                Linux/ia32               fax:  +43-3133-6107-9
Mitterlasznitzstr. 13       Linux/alpha            phone: +43-699-10157505
8302 Nestelbach             Linux/sparc       http://www.hello-penguin.com
Austria                                      mailto:st.traby@opengroup.org
Europe                                     mailto:stefan@hello-penguin.com



.signature-sus

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  ciao - 
    Stefan

"  A standard that defines "bc" but not "dc" is broken by design - SUS   "

Stefan Traby                Linux/ia32               fax:  +43-3133-6107-9
Mitterlasznitzstr. 13       Linux/alpha            phone:  +43-3133-6107-2    
8302 Nestelbach             Linux/sparc       http://www.hello-penguin.com
Austria                                    mailto://st.traby@opengroup.org
Europe                                   mailto://stefan@hello-penguin.com



.signature.kw

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  ciao - 
    Stefan Traby

"  you have moved your mouse, please reboot to make this change take effect  "

KW-Computer                                           phone:  +43-316-816465
Huettenbrennerg. 37                                     fax:  +43-316-816465-9
8010 Graz                                            mailto:stefan@kwc.at
Austria                                                http://www.kwc.at



.signature.nethype

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Stefan Traby
nethype Information-Management Systems                  fon: +49-7066-902367
Franz-Werfel-Str. 11                                   cell: +49-163-7030572
74078 Heilbronn                                         fax: +49-7066-902368



.signature.quant-x

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  ciao -
    Stefan Traby
    Quant-X Alpha Linux Support

   Quant-X Service &                         Ph:  (+43) 4212 90555-0
   Consulting Ges.m.b.H.                     Fax: (+43) 4212 90555-555
   http://www.quant-x.com                    Email: support@quant-x.com



.signature.rms

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  ciao - 
    Stefan

"                export PS1="((((((((((((rms))))))))))))# "              "

Stefan Traby                Linux/ia32               fax:  +43-3133-6107-9
Mitterlasznitzstr. 13       Linux/alpha            phone:  +43-3133-6107-2
8302 Nestelbach             Linux/sparc       http://www.hello-penguin.com
Austria                                    mailto://st.traby@opengroup.org
Europe                                   mailto://stefan@hello-penguin.com




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Letzte Änderung: Thu, 25 Nov 2004 21:56:02 GMT